I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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