Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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