I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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