i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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