I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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