And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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