plz talk dirty to me
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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