Do vagina's smell?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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