get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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