I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
this boner is exhausting
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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