its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
this will be a night to untag.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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