Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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