Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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