I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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