thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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