This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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