We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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