is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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