Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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