Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We talked him into tasing himself.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Success! We fucked roommates!
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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