whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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