just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
