is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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