Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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