OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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