Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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