Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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