So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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