we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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