benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
