Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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