We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We have started to decorate penises.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
50% drunk capacity currently
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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