If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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