ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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