I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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