No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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