Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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