But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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