That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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