YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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