Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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