I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I believe in your delicious
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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