At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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