Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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