i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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