I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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