i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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