If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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