Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
