Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
