Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I need water and some morals
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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