we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
