do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize