You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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