i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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