Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
false alarm. still invincible.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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